Local Teenage Girl Will Have a Good Day If She Wants To


Local teenage girl, Sarah Halford, reportedly will have a good day if she wants to.

This morning, Sarah Halford, sixteen years old, woke up just like any other day.  She got out of bed, took a shower, and then got back into bed for another thirty five minutes.  Soon enough her parents woke her up.  She spat at them, as teenagers are one to do.  Her parents brushed this off.  They’re used to the angst.  Sarah then arose to a beautiful breakfast.  Pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, oatmeal, all of the major food groups were covered.  Sarah drank coffee that was more cream than coffee and took three bites of a bagel before she threw it away.

Her parents awaited her departure for a bit of sanity.  “On her way out I told her to have a good day,” stated Sarah’s bitch mother.  “Sarah didn’t react the way we thought she would.”  Most people finding themselves in this situation would simply say ‘thanks, you too’ and then leave.  “I told them something they needed to hear,” said Sarah.  “I told them that I will have a good day if I want to.  I mean, like, who do they think they are?  They can’t tell me how to live my life.  If I want to have a bad day, I’ll have a bad day.  It’s called freedom.  Look it up.”

Reportedly, Sarah did end up having a good day.  She saw three people fall during the day and was able to copy her homework off of a friend for AP Physics class.


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