Oscars Audience Gives Harvey Weinstein Standing Ovation as He Violently Masturbates on Stage

Happy man right there.

Tonight, many standing ovations were had, but none lasted longer than when Harvey Weinstein, the outspoken head of the Weinstein Company, took the stage and proceeded to violently masturbate for ten minutes on stage, despite not winning a any award.

The Oscars were held tonight, awarding the incredible achievements in film for the year 2012 in all departments including sound mixing, acting, writing, and directing.  Part way through the awards, when the Oscar for best editing was being given out, Harvey Weinstein rushed the stage and took the Oscar for his own in pure Kanye style party crashing.  What is even more surprising is that instead of explaining what he was doing, he dropped his pants and began to violently masturbate on stage.

“It was revolutionary,” stated first-time Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence.  “He’s cut-throat, but he doesn’t stick with the status quo.  That’s why he’s so successful.  The masturbating simply embodies that.”  The Academy attempted to play the music to lead him off, but he simply stuck with it.  In total Harvey was up there for 11 minutes and the audience gave an raucous standing ovation the entire time.

Harvey Weinstein did not receive any awards, though Jennifer Lawrence and Quentin Tarantino won awards for their Weinstein Company movies.  Rumors circulate whether this will become a new tradition of the Oscars, or if it already was.


Killing of American Sniper Shines Light on War’s Brutal Aftermath. And also Beginning and Middle. But Mainly Just the Aftermath.

The recent murder of the United States’ deadliest military sniper has many discussing the horrid aftermath that comes from war.  It even has some of those people discussing the fact that usually the lead in to war is awful and the actual war part itself is just as horrific.  But the aftermath is mainly the gruesome part.

Chris Kyle killed well over a hundred during his time serving as a Navy SEAL Sniper in Iraq.  In his autobiography he noted that he had “no remorse” for those he had taken from this earth.  But what is most gruesome about his time in war, is definitely not the whole war part.  It is him coming home.  That is pretty gruesome.  Many who have left the military behind them have to find jobs, which is extremely gruesome.  They also have to live a peaceful life, which is very gruesome.  Some are separated from people they served in the military with even though they became really good friends.  That is also extremely gruesome.  Since Chris Kyle’s murder, many have discussed how gruesome this part of war is and how to avoid it.

Some have suggested the military members staying in their ranks forever.  Others maintain that looking at what went on before their time in the military will help figure out why so many have difficulties re-entering the everyday life of a normal citizen.  Even the idea of the just not going to war and forcing young men to kill multiple nameless, faceless individuals was brought up at one point but then laughed off as a ridiculous idea.  One thing is for sure.  Something needs to be done.

Ray Lewis: Greatest Murderer/Athlete of All Time

There have been many greats in American sports: Bart Starr, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Rex Grossman.  The list could go on and on.  But very few hold the title of murderer/athlete.  That distinction is left to a select few.  Today at Rawful News, in honor of the coming Superbowl, we have named Ray Lewis the greatest murderer/athlete of all time.

This was no easy task to determine the great murder/athlete of all time either.  The list is deep with talented murderers who played professional sports.  Like Javaris Critterton who was arrested for allegedly killing an old lady, Mark Rogowski a skateboarder circa the days of Tony Hawk’s beginnings, Jayson Williams who killed his limo driver, OJ Simpson who you may remember, Ugueth Urbina who took a machete to some of his ranch workers and then set fire them on fire.  All of these are great athletes, or great murders.  But not both.  None have reached the level of Ray Lewis as a hero to the American public, future hall of fame linebacker, and alleged murderer.

The NFL has discussed with other leagues the possibility of bringing about a murderer/sports hall of fame.  “We are committed to recognizing excellence on AND off the field,” stated NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.  “It’s about time somebody stood up and recognized them.”  Plans to instate the Murder/Sports Hall of Fame are in the initial talks and will most likely not become fully realized until 2018.  By that time there should be a whole new batch of deaths to discuss.

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