Experts Say Nation Likely to Starve With All These Restaurants Taking Stances on Social Issues

With Papa Johns, Applebee’s, and Denny’s have all coming out as opponents of “Obamacare” and price hikes, along with the statements of Chick-Fil-A CEO about marriage equality, experts believe that the nation may soon starve.

There  is not an abundance of food places across the United States, and it was just recently proven that the majority of Americans side with President Barack Obama.  Boycotting these restaurants and fast food chains could have disastrous effects on the nation’s health.  “Starving oneself for country is not a new phenomenon,” stated Scientist James Maden.  “Gandhi is the most notable, but many have starved themselves in protest.  But with the amount of restaurant chains, three in total, it is cause for concern.  People need to eat.  Even Democrats.”

Many have hailed how this may hurt our economy directly and indirectly.  Higher prices could mean less food items bought, meaning some employees may lose their jobs.  But it may also mean that people may lose a few inches in their waists which will be disastrous for Americans’ increasingly necessary health-care procedures like lap band surgeries or medicine for diabetics.  “It could possibly kill thousands of jobs,” stated Economy Scientist Fred Hankonson.  “Obama Hussein believes he is pro economy.  Show me how losing jobs is pro economy.  You show me that ese.”


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One Response to Experts Say Nation Likely to Starve With All These Restaurants Taking Stances on Social Issues

  1. List of X says:

    Boycotting all the fast food restaurants will make a person healthier, so it’s very possible that it is actually a part of Obamacare.

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