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James Holmes’ Lawyers Ask That His Creepy Fucking Face Not Be Introduced as Evidence


James Holmes’ lawyers heavily objected today to the introduction of the defendants’ ‘creepy fucking face’ into evidence.

District Attorney Carol Chambers threw the courtroom for a loop today when she said “Your honor, I would like to introduce the defendants’ creepy fucking face into evidence as Exhibit Q.”  As she said this, she held her hands around James Holmes’ face, where he gave his typical blank, wide-eyed stare forwards.  The defendant’s attorney quickly objected stating that it just “wouldn’t be fair to his defendant.”  When asked to elaborate, the lawyer stuck with the argument of “just cuz.”  After short deliberation, the judge allowed the introduction of Holmes’ creepy fucking face into evidence, only because it is already clear to the jurors from his face that he obviously committed the crimes and should go away for life, even if only to keep that stare behind closed doors forever.

This has never been done before and will surely cause countless appeals, but seeing as how most judges are not fans or creepy fucking faces, they will probably all side with the District Attorney.

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One Response to James Holmes’ Lawyers Ask That His Creepy Fucking Face Not Be Introduced as Evidence

  1. How peculiar. says:

    You’re fucking kidding me, that’s just, plain dumb.

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