Sports News Outlets Would Like to Apologize for Forgetting to Talk About Tim Tebow Today

Don’t worry ’bout it. Just running in the rain with mah shirt off.

All sports news outlets came together today to apologize for not covering Tim Tebow for the first time since 2006 at the Florida Gators’ game against Southern Miss.

Tim Tebow, a stagnant star in the National Football League, has been covered in the news tirelessly since his debut with the Florida Gators in 2006.  Since his draft to the NFL the coverage has become almost Bieber-like.  But yesterday something incredible happened.  Relevant sports betting information was on the air.  Interesting discussions about the validity of sports in a modern society were had.  Even the rehabilitation of recently imprisoned football stars made the television screen.  But no talk of Tebow.

But where was Tim Tebow if not on the news always and forever?  While the reporters were too busy playing with themselves, apparently Tim Tebow was at church.  His alibi is from Father McCayhee who saw him praying for many hours.  “We also talked for some time about a certain game he played in college where I spilled my drink all over the guy next to me,” said the Father.  “I suppose all-in-all he was probably here for all twenty four hours that day.  Kid needs a hobby.”  A massive investigation into the sports journalist industry to see how and why something like this could occur in a world where people care so much about a second string quarterback who kneels at the end of games.

The FBI placed a statement that they believe “this goes all of the way up to the top of the food chain.  People are going down.  To China Town.  Made that up myself.  Sorry my hands were wet earlier, I had just washed my hands.  It wasn’t pee or anything.  Hahaha could you imagine!”


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