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Universal Plans to Release a Film Starring Someone You Like About a Story That Doesn’t Make You Think.


Get a mountain of popcorn at the concession stand!

Universal Studios, celebrating their 100th anniversary (just a few months younger than Paramount Studios), has been releasing a frenzy of movies.  The next movie will be starring someone you like about a story that does not make you think.

Recently, someone you like has been as hot as volcanic lava starring in everything from “Someone Like You” to “Action is My Middle Name” to “What?” all grossing over 50 million at the box office.  Well someone you like will soon be starring in the epic remake of a movie that didn’t make you think the first time around but will definitely be dulled down so that you have to think even less this time around.

It will also be featuring a hot newcomer as the love interest.  This is definitely someone you will recognize but not someone that is a household name, but with any commercial success of the movie they will soon be the talk of the town as the new hot star.  The two will be on an adventure creating problems between them, but at the end they will most likely become better individuals and a better team for the whole process.  The movie will be released at a specific date not coinciding with any giant blockbuster that would take away from their profits.  Steve Carell will also star in the movie as a loveable, goofy friend.

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2 Responses to Universal Plans to Release a Film Starring Someone You Like About a Story That Doesn’t Make You Think.

  1. List of X says:

    Just a wild guess…. this movie will be followed by credits…

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