4th of July: Americans Plan on Remembering Our Independence by Forgetting Everything Else That Happened That Day

This 4th of July, as is true with most, Americans plan on remembering our Independence Day by drinking so much alcohol, they black out and have no memory of anything besides being draped in the flag as they slowly fall into the abyss that is sleep beginning at 7:30pm.

Have a happy 4th of July!  GET OFF THE INTERNET.


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