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With NFL’s New Rules Changes, Football is now Golf.


Romo has been campaigning for this change for years.

With all of the new rules changes the NFL has put in place this past year dulling down the sport, they have just decided to transition the sport from football to golf.

The NFL has been undergoing continuous scrutiny over their handling of severe brain traumas caused during a lifetime of concussions, the fight against “bounties” where athletes are rewarded for injuring opposing teammates, and continuing rule changes with kick-offs to minimize the amount of times players run the ball back.  Over the past few seasons, multiple rules have been put in place to protect the players but have inadvertently dulled down the sport known for its sheer brutality.  But this past week, the NFL has decided to simply make football into golf.

“After much deliberation, we have found it in footballs best interest to no longer be football,” stated Roger Goodell at a press conference this morning.  “We will now be golf.  This should help protect our players from most injuries and any danger that may occur.  Of course, golf still has its danger.  Just nothing like getting smashed in the face.”

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