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POTUS Introduces Bill Allowing Hispanics Who are in Good Standing With the Law from Northern Mexico Between the Ages of 19 and 21 Who Have Excellent Credit and Are Currently On an Intramural Co-ed Sports Team in the Northwestern Parts of the United States Will be Free From Deportation.


Si se puede.

This week, President Obama introduced a bill that, if passed, would allow hispanics who are in good standing with the law from Northern Mexico between ages 19 and 21 who have an excellent credit score of 630 or higher and are currently on an intramural co-ed sports team in the Northwestern parts of the United States, not including Alaska, will be free from deportation.

This bill, if passed, will allow the much needed group of Hispanics from Northern Mexico between the ages of 19 and 21 who have an excellent credit score of 630 or higher and are currently on an intramural co-ed sports team in the Northwestern parts of the United States, not including Alaska, to become American citizens.  They would be free from the constant fear of deportation for any little mishap.  They would be able to work freely, learn freely, and most importantly, become an American citizen.

Some have called this a political move as they think this ground-breaking bill will be a definite boost in the demographic of Hispanics from Northern Mexico between the ages of 19 and 21 who have an excellent credit score of 630 or higher and are currently on an intramural co-ed sports team in the Northwestern parts of the United States, not including Alaska, which is a key demographic in the coming 2012 Presidential election.  President Obama is in for the fight of his life during the present campaign and he will need every key demographic imaginable.

*There is a key earmark in the bill allowing the White House Administration to kill any of these people with drones the second they break the law though.

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