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Obama’s New Campaign Video Forgot to Mention that Nasty Shit He Took Last Week.


Dookie.

Republicans are denouncing President Obama’s new campaign video as not being entirely truthful because it did not include that nasty dump he took last week.

President Obama’s latest campaign video highlights the stressed situation the United States was in when he took office, his helping millions of Americans become insured, and the success of the auto-bailouts.  Many of these accomplishments seemed unattainable at the beginning of his presidency.  Most said these feats could not be achieved.  But the nearly impossible has become possible.  Republicans though have been criticizing President Obama’s campaign videos for not highlighting the things he has done wrong or poorly since swearing in to office.

“Mr. President, if that’s even his real name, has done everything in his power to destroy this country,” stated Speaker Boehner.  “He has made our society a socialist one, he continues to further the devil’s agenda with homosexual marriage, and he took a dump last week in the White House and I smelled it.  Smelled like shit.”  Apparently President Obama, sometime last week, excused himself from a meeting with the Speaker and multiple cabinet members.  He spent over half an hour outside of the meeting.  Speaker Boehner became worried.  He also became filled with urine.  So he went in search of the bathroom.  When he arrived President Obama walked out and gave an awkward, yet knowing, smile.

Inside of that bathroom, Speaker Boehner discovered a smell that this world has not experience yet.  A mix of poop, skunk, an old gym towel, and Gouda cheese wafted out of the bathroom.  And because of budget cuts to the White House repair staff, all of the other bathrooms remained broken.  Speaker Boehner had no choice but to endure the weapons of mass destruction known as President Obama’s colon.  “President Obama needs to own up to his mistakes.  Even if they are as little as the economy or as big as that shit he took,” said Speaker Boehner.

The campaign video has been taken down.  Whether it is because of these nay sayers or not is irrelevant.  He is obviously afraid of this shit getting out.

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