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Mitch McConnell Accidentally Heard Saying he Believes in Global Warming.


Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell was recently overhead at a press conference saying to his Chief of Staff that “I know global warming is real I just fucking hate the cold.”

Mitch McConnell has been ardently against any proof indicating humans are a key cause in the warming of our globe for years.  He has argued that the earth naturally heats and cools, that one degree difference means nothing in the grand scheme of things, and that scientists are hippy gays.  All valid arguments against the scientific facts coming out of the biology community.  But recently Senator McConnell was giving a speech to a group of college students at Texas A&M University explaining the liberal agenda and how it has attempted to trick Americans into fighting against “global warming” simply to further the liberal agenda.

But as his Chief of Staff came up to give him a message, Senator McConnell leaned over and laughed while stating “of course global warming is real.  I just fucking hate the cold.  Bring on the heat.”  He did not realize until later that he was still on the intercom and a crowd of forty thousand graduating seniors and family sat in utter shock and awe.  Senator McConnell has apparently been fighting FOR global warming simply because he dislikes cold weather and winters and wishes that he could “hit the beach” more often.  With any luck his home in Kentucky will soon be beach front property as soon as the oceans rise a few inches.

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One Response to Mitch McConnell Accidentally Heard Saying he Believes in Global Warming.

  1. carolburbank says:

    If only it were that easy!! :}

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