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Be Sure and Mention How Mother’s Day was Invented by Hallmark to the Cashier to Get a Free Card!


Hallmark is currently running a promotion offering free Mother’s Day cards.  If you mention to the cashier “You know Mother’s Day was just created by the Hallmark company to increase profits,” you will receive a second Mother’s Day card for free.

The Hallmark corporation, in an effort to debunk rumors of creating these events simply for profits, has created this deal one time deal.  “We have been told over the years that jaded fucks go up to the cash register to begrudgingly buy one of our cards and relay to the cashier some of their cynicism,” stated Hallmark Spokeswoman Kathleen Bates.  “So we decided to show those a-holes just how profit driven we really are not.”

So for all you last minute card shoppers, be sure and mention this to the cashier as you are buying your twelve dollar piece of paper in order to receive a second one free!

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4 Responses to Be Sure and Mention How Mother’s Day was Invented by Hallmark to the Cashier to Get a Free Card!

  1. List of X says:

    Thanks, I will let all my friends know. Anyone who has 2 mothers can really use that promotion.

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