Everyone Besides You and Your Friends is in Skull and Bones

A new study was recently published by the Journal of Leisure Studies stating that everyone besides you and your friends is in the secret society Skull and Bones.

Skull and Bones, for those of you few weirdos who have not seen the movie The Skulls featuring Joshua Jackson, is a secret society that many notable politicians and well-connected businessmen have been a part of.  A list of members from this society was recently leaked by a hacker group though we cannot figure out who because apparently they were anonymous.  The list is quite extensive and includes basically everyone you could ever imagine, except for yourself and your friends.

It was originally thought that only people like John Kerry or the Bush family were a part of the Skull and Bones.  So when  people try to publicly oust those people bad things have happened (  But that is most likely because the only people that were being put on the spot included more powerful people.  The janitors, doctors, house wives, etc., were not asked if they were a member of the Skull and Bones in a public forum.  So why would they ever tell anyone?

The study also reveals that if you ask them though they will still say they are not in the Skull and Bones because that is exactly what they want you to think.  You and your friends were not invited to the group in order to keep some level of secrecy from someone.  It just happened to be you.


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