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Kid Bullied For Being Gigantic Pussy


"Little bitch"

This story is all too common nowadays.  Another kid bullied for being a gigantic fucking pussy.

Bullying has become an epidemic in this country.  Especially the bullying of giant pussies.  No one ever decides to bully the Homecoming King or give a noogie to the quarterback of the football team.  It is always the weaker, pussy of a human being that ends up being picked on.  That is exactly what happened to Edward Stephens.

Edward Stephens is like most kids at the age of sixteen.  Young, somewhat reserved, enjoys the internet and his iPod.  But there is one big difference: he is the physical embodiment of a vagina.  His max bench press is the bar (45lbs), he has never gone to ‘second base,’ and he has openly discussed his World of Warcraft account in public.  As if that is an ok thing to do.  He has been tormented for months because of his pussy status in school.

He has become even more of a pussy because of this by shutting himself into his homework and computer.  He has decided to get a head start on the pussiest of majors, computer science.  That extra practice and head start on college academia will only mean one thing: more bullying.  Then after he leaves college that will only mean one thing: bullying in the work place.  Then after the work place that will only mean one thing: death.  That is exactly how every kid who is bullied lives his life.  The lesson to learn from his story is to not be a pussy.  Bullying could ruin your life.

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