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Breaking: Mitt Romney Wins Another Fucking Primary


Didn't even have to adjust the size of the picture to be that fucking square.

This past Tuesday, Wisconsin held their fucking primary which Mitt Romney was the fucking winner of yet again making him one step closer to being the fucking Republican nominee for President of the Fucking United States of America.

Mitt Romney has been on a fucking roll lately, picking up fucking delegates and fucking endorsements from all over the fucking country.  Rick Santorum has not been doing shit lately.  Thus far, Mitt Romney has 646 fucking delegates while the next closest candidate, Santorum, only has 270 fucking delegates, according to fucking CNN.

Many of the fucking Republicans are beginning to fucking wonder if they should just fucking go with Romney as the fucking nominee.  There is still a high fucking level of hesitancy towards going forward with Romney as the fucking nominee as no one really seems to fucking like the guy.  Even when the fucking endorsements come through for him they typically are something like “Romney is our fucking guy.  We fucking wanted some other fucking people to fucking run but since they are at fucking home, Romney is our fucking guy.”

Despite the fucking Republicans’ hesitancy toward fucking Romney, at this fucking point it seems he will inevitably become the fucking nominee.  Fucking a.

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One Response to Breaking: Mitt Romney Wins Another Fucking Primary

  1. He gets elected because he’s electable!

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