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Santorum Insists Pink Does Not Exist


Santorum recently stated in a speech to another random part of the country no one else visits, that it is a fact, that “pink does not, and has not, and will never exist.”

Recently, scientists have become baffled with the question of whether pink is a naturally occurring color.  Or whether our views of pink is just a lighter red or some kind of hybrid of multiple colors, similar to the way there is no black, but simply a mixture of all the other colors.  Rick Santorum has put our minds to ease about this entirely non-controversial topic.  “Pink is definitely the gayest of all colors,” Santorum stated.  “There is no doubt about that.  And since homosexuality is just a choice, then so is the color pink.  We choose to see pink, instead of seeing hetero sex.”

When Santorum was reminded that he is not a scientist and does not have any authority or expertise in the matter, Santorum became furious.  “You dare ask me about science?! You know what my science is?  The Bible and the Constitution of the United States of America, the freest country in the world.  That’s my science.  JFK makes me sick.”

There you have it folks, Santorum has commented on yet again another topic he knows nothing about with no facts to back it up and about a topic that has no effect on the majority of Americans’ everyday lives.  Santorum 2012.

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