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Rick Santorum Just as Surprised as Everyone Else.


Rick Santorum is doing well lately. Well, just ok. But as far as most of us are concerned, he is doing extremely well. Up until three weeks ago, no one thought this guy had a fighting chance in hell to make an impact on the Republican primary race. But he is actually doing quite well now. Third place on average. And that’s out of four! Pretty dang good. But the American public is not the only group that is surprised. Apparently, so is Rick Santorum.

“I was pretty much expecting to pull a Herman Cain. Get some good publicity. Write a book. And get paid for some speeches on how I could’ve changed America but America was apparently not ready to hear it. What the hell is happening now is beyond me,” says Santorum. “If you googled my name a month ago it would come up with, well let’s just say I didn’t like what it came up with.  I hope your magazine won’t publish it either”. In case you were wondering it’s “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that’s sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”. Pretty gnarly.

No one can be sure if Rick Santorum will ever become President. What we can be sure of is the fact that it probably won’t be this year.

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