Tony Blair vs. Hugh Grant: Who was the better fake Prime Minister?

Who was better? Only time will tell.

Here at Rawful News, we felt it was important to compare and contrast who was the better fake Prime Minister, Hugh Grant or Tony Blair?  A difficult question, yes.  Novels could be written on the topic and still not have a definitive answer.  But with our journalistic integrity, we feel that we are adequately equipped to explore this topic.

First we will go through Tony Blair’s fake Prime Minister qualifications.  Most notably, after the September 11th attacks on the United States, Blair was of great support and a wonderful ally to have for the United States.  In fact, he was one of our only allies when the United States decided war was the proper option in regards to Iraq and Saddam Hussein.  But the method of doing so is what comes into question.  Tony Blair stated, before the British Parliament, that a nuclear attack from Saddam Hussein was imminent and if the British did not join with the United States all hell would break loose.  Of course, this was a blatant lie and the British joined into a war that did not have that threat of force.  If they had more time to think about it, maybe they would not have joined the war and maybe the United States may have taken a different course of action. This is one reason why Hugh Grant could be considered the best fake Prime Minister.

Now to Hugh Grant. Hugh played the British Prime Minister in the romantic comedy Love Actually.  That movie tugged at the heart strings of both British and Americans alike.  Hugh’s character was one of the focal points of the film.  In it, he falls in love with a staff member that has a “sizeable ass” to her.  But apart from his love life, Hugh completed some very important statutes for the British.  When he was meeting with the President of the United States (played by Billy Bob Thornton) he left the room for a moment.  When he came back, the married President was caught kissing Hugh’s love interest.  Shortly after the stalemate that followed, a press conference was held.  Hugh stood up for his nation and saying that their relationship had become a bad one.  The United States had only been taking and not giving back at all.  This was a proud moment for their nation and they rejoiced.  Our question remains, who is the best fake Prime Minister?

Here at Rawful News, we believe Tony Blair is the better fake Prime Minister mainly because, how dare Hugh Grant talk shit to the United States.  The audacity.  The gumption.  The piece of shit he is.  Fuck that guy.


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